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Redruth Gaol is a historic former prison in Burra, South Australia, now operating as a museum. It was the first prison in South Australia to be built outside of the state capital, Adelaide.
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Irene Slater Hall MBE was an Australian hospital matron who over 40 years became \"synonymous\" with the former Royal Newcastle Hospital.
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