{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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\"Heartkiller\" is a song by Finnish rock band HIM. It is the third track on their seventh studio album Screamworks: Love in Theory and Practice (2010), and was released in December 2009 as the second single from the album.
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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