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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
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