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Nursipalu training area is one of the six military training fields used by the Estonian Defence Forces. It is located in Võru and Rõuge municipalities in Võru County. It occupies most of Tsirgupalu village territory, southern part of Hänike village and southeastern part of Mustassaare village. The area of the training area is approximately 3,300 ha.
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Day for Night is the fourth studio album by the Canadian rock band The Tragically Hip. It is named for the film of the same name.
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